sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy
(via gabbyjayydee)
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
(Source: greelin, via gamerecognisegame)
